Michelle Bombshell McGee is a tattooed model that is claiming in the latest issue of InTouch that she carried on an affair with Jesse James – the husband of Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock.

According to her story she was seeking an opportunity to model for James’ bike shop, but it turned into more than just a job opportunity.  She also states that James told her he was separated from his wife while she was actually off filming The Blind Side.  The relationship ranged from text to sex and even led to the nickname Vanilla Gorilla because she claimed he was well endowed.  Maybe someone should tell her that a gorilla has a smaller package on average than humans.  So technically it is an insult.

Heidi Montag is moving up from The Hills to film an actual part in a real movie that is not being shot by Spencer on a beach with a radio playing.  Heidi showed off her newest additions in Malibu while filming Just Go With It.

Granted this role is only a cameo appearance that might end up on the cutting room floor, but it is a step up for the plastic headed wonder.  This is also the first thing Heidi is working on since firing her husband and hiring Aiden Chase, a psychic, to be her agent.  I bet he saw this one coming!  The movie stars Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler, and Nicole Kidman.

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The new Girls Next Door, Karissa andKristina Shannon and Crystal Harris, were allowed out of the mansion to work on their next career – making milkshakes at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood.  The trio were wearing plastic gloves which is required because you don’t want to bring back germs to old balls while he watches 1973 videos on Beta.

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Beyonce Knowles is the latest celebrity to join the upskirt club.  You would think she would have some better short skirt car entry awareness compared to some of the other celebs caught in similar situations.  Luckily she was was appropriately covered up and she didn’t flash anything Jay Z would get upset about.  She had just finished hosting a star-studded event at Kanaola night club in the UK where she is touring.

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Britney Spears seemed pretty confident and relaxed as she headed to the Australian premiere of her Circus concert series.  She performed in front of 17,000 fans at the Perth Burswood Dome, but just because she sold a lot of tickets didn’t mean her work was done.  Fans started leaving the show after three songs complaining that the performance was poor, Britney couldn’t be seen, the screens didn’t show her, and unruly fans made the expensive event not worth sticking around for.  Seems like it takes more than skimpy outfits, heavy breathing, and expensive sets to impress people paying a few thousand dollars for some seats.

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“It was just really bad,’’ Kathy Wright,32, said.

“She has not spoken, there is no interaction.”

Friend Josh Blee said: “We are really big Britney fans but it was cr-p.”

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With Rihanna giving a can’t miss interview tonight on 20/20 detailing the beating she took from her boyfriend Chris Brown the night before the Grammy awards he is doing his own damage control.  Brown also gave a much less hyped interview to MTV News this evening where he discussed what he has apologized for and how he thinks he is currently viewed by the public.  Hie response of “I’m confused right now” is a good answer because stories are already out about falling ticket sales for fan concerts in some small venues.  It is possible that this once promising career could be on it’s last legs so get ready to see Chris at your local county fair working the Merry Go Round next summer!  Watch the video from the interview on the flip.

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Britney Spears is in Perth, Australia for the latest stop on her Circus tour and she is so at ease she doesn’t even require a bra to head over for a sound check.  The heavy breathing one was spotted in black boots, leggings, and a baseball style 3/4 sleeve shirt that wasn’t quite thick enough to handle a braless Britney. On the bright side she was looking calm as she waved to fans waiting for her to emerge from her hotel and her hair was sort of done up in a just woke up kind of way.  Maybe next time one of her handlers say hey Brit why not throw a sweater on over that shirt because it’s a bit nipply outside.  I am sure she will figure out the veiled reference.

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Lady Gaga is known for her music and even more so for her fashion selection.  She spent last night enjoying a fine meal at Balans restaurant in London dresses in skimpy lingerie, fishnet stockings, and a lacey cover-up.   I know when I go out for dinner what I look for is for women to be dressed like low rent call girls.  i am pretty sure I saw that outfit on the HBO documentary Pimp Up Hoes Down.

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Mariah Carey is still trying to pull off the sexy swimsuit videos for her latest single, H.A.T.E.U.,  but someone should have told her to maybe rethink the concept.  I have heard of the freshman 15 when you go to college, but Mariah has packed on some padding since she decided to take on a husband.  Mariah has herself some very nice curves and all, but maybe for this video she gos for the more covered up look … something like a Snuggie would work.  Throw some little butterfly crystals on that bad boy and she is good to go.

For those of you out there asking what the acronym for the song title means I have that answer.  According to Mariah it stands for “Having A Typical Emotional Upset”.  Look when you are worth as much as she is you can dress like you shouldn’t and you can make up stupid acronyms to fit a beat.

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